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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6871 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 954190 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6145 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!