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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7342 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 393 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2536 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!