Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
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