Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GenderGigglesMC

Communication, Expectations, eye-opening, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, GenderGigglesMC, hidden truths, Insights, male perspective, misconceptions, Perspectives, relationships, revelations, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6729	New Chunks Explored:	923724
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Emeralds Found:	551	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1302
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Farms Harvested:	466
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	151825	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

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Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5723	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729614
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.