Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magic Items Found:	3323
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1569	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	840
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Animals Bred:	145
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	343
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	441133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	15841	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net