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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

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Sanctum

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9

Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us

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MyMinecraft – Enhanced Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4265	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Monsters/Animals/PVP: Yes

Max Players: 200

Server Mod: Bukkit

Active Forum!: http://www.myminecraft.com

TeamSpeak: myminecraft.com

http://maps.myminecraft.com/ to view our world

Whitelist: No — Simply read the rules while in game, and agree to them. You simply chat the password that appears while reading the signs, and you will be instantly granted building rights on the server.
This server does not require a whitelist. If you would like to read the rules before joining, please visit http://myminecraft.com/threads/rules-everyone-please-read.64/ If you agree to the rules, simply join the server, follow the sign to RULES, and the password to become a member is posted. It changes weekly, simply chat the password and you will be granted building rights on the server..

We have teamspeak available: myminecraft.com

We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	3979	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4901
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9162	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Players:	104/100	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8895
Divine Spears Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Players:	95/200	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

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Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Sanctum

MyMinecraft – Enhanced Survival

We have teamspeak available: myminecraft.com

We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Towns Built:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Players:	108/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	8927
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	179	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	4627

Players:	103/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	9237	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8853	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Players:	105/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Potions Brewed:	134	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	103/900	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4