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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1077 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5740 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
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And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!