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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 846 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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