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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 789 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3790 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
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