Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

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Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8503
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Towns Built:	10

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	1711
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Farms Harvested:	202	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8489	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	305
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6141	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	2556
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	126
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5920
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net