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Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Votes:	6893	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6239
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4