Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	1053	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	7042
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Void Gems Collected:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5748
Players Killed by Monsters:	1274	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1746	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ores Mined:	9525	Potions Brewed:	79

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Love Letters Sent:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5627	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!