Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Unity Boosted, Party Unifying

assassination attempt, Boost, Boosted, Divides, Event, extra hostility, fear, hostility, opposing party, Party, party unity, Political, political divides, REPUBLICAN, republicans, stoking, Support, trump, unifying, unifying effect, Unity, violence, widen

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!

our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!

come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. 😜🌈🎉 #minecraftmadness

DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Items Found:	2680
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	126	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	140	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Star Shards Collected:	288
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9392	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	1977	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2976	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6527
Star Shards Collected:	136	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93953
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1629	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9207	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	65
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	1997	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4