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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6993 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!
So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!