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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!
We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!
So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!
