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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4269 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5485 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨