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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1721 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1686 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!