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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1060 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6159 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Just like the OP who finished college and got a law degree without actually knowing how to be a lawyer, you too can join our server and feel completely lost and confused. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual lawyer in a virtual world?
Our Criminal Law masters program will have you studying the most mind-boggling topics, like debating whether a man who breaks into a house but doesn’t steal anything should be punished. Because, you know, that’s totally relevant to Minecraft.
So come join us on our server where you can question your life choices, feel like you’re getting scammed with expensive classes, and ultimately have no idea what you’re doing. It’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like real life!