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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3397 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
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So come join us on our server where you can question your life choices, feel like you’re getting scammed with expensive classes, and ultimately have no idea what you’re doing. It’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like real life!