Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	53	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	163	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

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ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	4899

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	6564
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2186	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	2255
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Buildings Constructed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Votes:	2400
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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