Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5688
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	194
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mines Excavated:	1398
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2950	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	5964	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	1200
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	752	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Farms Harvested:	348
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	403859
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2915
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	3180	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	170	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3084	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org