Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	8690
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4134	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1345	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3574	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	107	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	783947	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Items Found:	4108	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	266
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	2302
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ores Mined:	9665
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7012
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg