Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	51
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

New Minecraft Servers

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Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Potions Brewed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3836
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	197
Players Killed by Monsters:	9849	Enchantments Applied:	98
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crops Grown:	8534
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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