Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7378
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Villages Defended:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mines Excavated:	2239

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	4156
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6347
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4014	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	6737

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchantments Applied:	160	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583