Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	374945
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Emeralds Found:	4719
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Votes:	6775
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Items Found:	1820
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	3943
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	8900
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4659
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	5839
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net