Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

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ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5796
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crops Grown:	2503

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2571	Animals Bred:	169
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Chimeras Created:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	117
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	New Chunks Explored:	135782
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	763	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Buildings Constructed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2883	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3732
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com