Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

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FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1361
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4016	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Towns Built:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mines Excavated:	1684
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	113	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9813	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	137	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	159
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net