Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6572	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	7586
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	85	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7949
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	New Chunks Explored:	806078

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7618	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	703	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	204
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	809262
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3542
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9037
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com