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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2573 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 37 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
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