Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4095	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	122408

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Emeralds Found:	8980	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	783428	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1958	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Crops Grown:	5900	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	5105	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Buildings Constructed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4600	Farms Harvested:	422
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	304793	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com