Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	5456	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Farms Harvested:	360	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Potions Brewed:	198	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	114
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	121
Players Killed by Monsters:	8126	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	1556	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1865
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net