Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8729
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Votes:	5144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ores Mined:	3894	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1672
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	2783	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	8193
Mines Excavated:	4780	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	5390	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	3791	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	8152
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	2389	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	236

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8759	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org