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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 227 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1794 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!
