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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3397 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4734 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 802 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!