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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1469 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9944 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
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