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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5614 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 484 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?
So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.