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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 4607 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!