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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1879 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
