Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	566	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	731	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.