Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Animals Bred:	178
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.