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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5219 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1935 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!