Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	98
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	562
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5576	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	80

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3531	Void Gems Collected:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2128
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Votes:	8266	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	486234	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573