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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5352 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8627 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
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