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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Votes: | 6036 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!