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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4947 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 65878 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!