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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4059 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2712 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!