Crafty Creepers Club

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1252
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	840	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	710801	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.