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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5793 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Crops Grown: | 3580 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!