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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchantments Applied:	173	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

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GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	942596
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	181	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	215	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5625	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	364	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3068	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Votes:	4338
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Void Armor Forged:	15

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4474
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	8662
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

play.townysmp.com