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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	1

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2530	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crops Grown:	1020	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Players Killed by Monsters:	8332
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Buildings Constructed:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8246	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2152	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com